I'm BACK!

Hey fellas. sorry i've been away for like. i dont know man. 6 months!? hahaa or more. oh shit... anyway... i've a new pictorial blog up for the stuff i've been making. http://www.ube-tees.blogspot.com/ Check it out alright? hahaa!!! its just for kicks. Anyway. School's started and here are some tips to prevent screwing it up.

1. Do NOT oversleep on your lectures.
2. Do NOT sleep at 5 a.m if school's at 8.30 a.m and you don't stay in hall.
3. Stop checking out the hotties, but if your in engineering like i am, this does not apply.
4. Make sure you check your nus e-mail at least once in the semester.
5. Stop smelling your teacher's ass crack, thats not gonna get you more marks
6. Learn to actually do your tutorials and STOP copying. (i know you do.)
7. Wear proper shoes to school to prevent gross-ness by stepping on shit at a particular hall residence.
8. Do not wear the smelly shoes if you have stepped on the shit at a particular hall residence.
9. If you wear the smelly shoes, wrap them in a plastic bag before entering a lecture theatre.
10. Eat Indonesian Panggang with a cup of Mountain Dew at Technoedge.

Yay!

serangoon boys and girls... 

germaine and Miss World 2006... 

new years eveee... 

i miss ambarella... sigh... 

new years resolutions!

ok. its a little late. this year. i RESOLVE to.........

1. Save Money
2. Exercise

Thats it. now lets see if they work... haha...

NYE: Project Ngee Ann City...

Haha. i can't believe i danced in the middle of ngee ann city. haha.

Anyway... Spent new year's eve down by takashimaya for the "let the funk out" hip hop bash... got on the guestlist so free entry made it even better... haha. Last night was damn fun lah... Tim, the bartender man, brought his absolut peach... yummyyyyyyy... chilled out at the Youthpark sipping alcoholic kickapoos and eating sushi... ahhh...

Then on the way back to the party... the streets were filled with foreign workers lah... WORSE... they were armed with the "fake" snow spray cans and went around spraying everyone. even WORSE... they were all HOLDING HANDS... na bei... whacked ard 5 of em... and punched an ah beng who sprayed into gen's face... fucker. but... we counted down together... Timmy, Alden, Clarence, Clarissa, Germaine, Gen, Me and Joseph... haha. damn fun lah... we had lots of bourbon beers... totally sick shit man. Alden got damn high and drunk and went ard shouting "what time!" "i miss lynn!" and more "what time"s... hahaha... damn funny. caught it on video...

Ah... I think this 2005's christmas and new year's eve were the best i've ever had... thanx serangoon boys and girls... you rock...

ok. this is for lionel...

Lionel has just tagged me to write 20 facts about myself and since he called me "my most sporting, fun-loving and game friend"... i guess i'm obliged to do it... so here it goes...

"The thought is that once you've been tagged you have to write 20 facts about yourself, time how long it takes, and tag as many people as minutes it took to write." (as quoted)

1. I like the colour of aquamarine...
2. I like to cook...
3. I really really want my driving license...
4. I can be dangerous when I'm drunk...
5. I think "Girls cannot be MORE addictive"...
6. I jumped out of a BMW once when i was drunk...
7. I love the Serangoon Boys...
8. I ORD on the 31st of May 2006
9. I am going to read Mechanical Engineering in NUS next year...
10. I am an Officer of the Singapore Armed Force...
11. My duty is to lead, to excel and to overcome...
12. I lead my men by example...
13. I cheated on the above 3 points cos i stole it from the Officer's Creed. haha.
14. I really want to buy a boat if i have the money...
15. I am very tanned...
16. I love to wine and dine...
17. I have 2 pet rabbits...
18. My ambition in life is to be a successful businessman in the Maritime Industry...
19. I once wanted to be a dumptruck driver when i was like 4 years old...
20. I have just spent 3 mins of my life on this.

And so... because i have spent 3 mins on this... i get to nominate 3 people... and they are...

1. ALDEN TAN
2. ANDRE
3. ANDREW CAI

Just because all your names start with an "A"... have fun! haha.

me patrick ena 

sgtians... 

Reunions.....

Don't you just love reunions? haha. Especially if you guys haven't met up for almost a year and when you do meet up... it's an overload of past memories... both cherished and some... erm... better forgotten... haha.

So... the SGT people met up yesterday... Ena... Me... Lynn... Patrick and Monica... too bad Rui Feng was in KL and Alden was busy... if not... it'll be pretty swell i'd say. haha. Went to the Balcony to chill out and Lynn had sooooo much to drink... 4 beers... 2 orgasms (no. the shot.)... and B-52 shots... she got high before we adjourned to Zouk la... haha. silly girl. anyway... Zouk and Phuture was packed like hell... so what's new? and suddenly after getting drunk that night on the boat... alcohol tastes like poison to me... so i pretty much gave away all my free drinks... haha... yes. pity you weren't there. uh huh.

And if Ping, Pong, Andre and Alden are reading this... I'VE GOT YOUR PRESENTS! We have to meet up for me to pass them to u... god. they're turning mouldy la. fuck. and no. its NOT food. haha.

Cheers to reunions!

Midnight Mass... Boat Parties and 6 p.m Hang Overs...

Merry Christmas!!! hmmm... ok. Christmas this year was slightly more happening with more people to buy presents for and more parties to attend. haha. hmmm... anyway... Went for a party organised by The Butter Factory on a yacht at Keppel Marina on Christmas morning... The only way to describe it... crazy drunken madness...

Ok. frankly said. i got wasted. 2nd time in my life the 1st being once at Zouk... So... Apparently... i was so stoned and i puked a couple of times... Oh... and i jumped out of a BMW too when it was at a red light. haha... not very funny but ya. Anyway... found out that my beloved grey pants from fil a fil got TORN! gasp! yes. torn. fuck man. I loved that pair of pants... and now its gone. sigh. Oh... thanks to everyone who helped me out on the boat in my drunken state... especially to Alden who got me home in one piece... seriously. thanx dude.

So... Christmas this year was rather eventful... got pretty good presents from Gen ( a pair of birkenstocks) and money from the parents... Alden got me my HAV slippers and the rest have yet to pass me theirs. haha. so... I'm pretty stoked out this year. New Year's Day is coming... i doubt i'll be drinking much after this episode of " drunken madness". Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year...

Shop Till You Drop... haha.

Ok. Today was a crazy shopping day with Alden and Clarence... haha. Seriously, i love these guys... damn fun...

Hmmm... Route of Advance...

1) Lido for lunch
2) Far East
3) Tangs
4) Lucky Plaza
5) Paragon
6) Taka for dinner (at the Secret Hideout)
7) Wisma (which we substituted for The Balcony at the Heeren. haha.)

Ended up with tons of little shopping presents for the Serangoon Boys and for a few close friends too... haha! Damn fun lah... And the fact that Alden and Me were photowhores today only made things weirder... haha. i actually SKIPPED down orchard waving my shopping bags like a twat. haha. it was caught on video. Hmmm... oh. Clarence didn't want to take photos... but we stole some shots of him anyway. hehe.

Went to The Balcony at the Heeren too... damn cool place... was a little disappointed that the upstairs was full so we sat at the white swings outside... had a Red wine as the two of them sipped on their (1 for 1 happy hour) beers. And guess who i spotted from afar! haha. Estelle! goodness.... i never see her around though she clubs like hell too... haha. Very refreshing that i met up coincidentally with all my old friends... like Melissa who just got back from the UK and kimberly. haha. oh... and Fabian the PTI too... Oh wells... today was a fruitful day with fabulous company... serangoon boys rock.

as Estelle puts it... "wheeeeeeeeeee!!!"